"Why AF is a Whore" by Shannon Lea
AF is a whore because she ruins my day when she comes.
She makes me mad
She makes me crampy
She dashes my hope
She puts a pimple on my cheek.
I hate her
"Why AF is Not a Whore" By Shannon Lea
When she comes, I can drink a big fat glass of wine
And it is yummy
(I am quite aware that these poems are ridiculous and they do not rhyme. And yes, I have already sucked down a glass of wine in the matter of 15 minutes so I might be buzzed)
2 days ago